I'm being anal...

You aren't picky - you are a keeper of the faith at a time when spelling and grammar is under attack from all sides! Hold that line!
 
Bad spelling by journalists! Incorrect use of pronouns! "Her and I went to the movies." UGH!!!!
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Some on BYC remember when I wrote to a real estate company and told them they had wrong word usage on their huge highway billboard and pretty much that it made them look illiterate. They actually had it repainted, too! It said, "For Sale, One Acre Tracks".
I told them the word was "Tracts" and that I'd love to see the animal that made those one acre tracks, LOL.
The apostrophe "s" for every darn word that is plural drives me insane! That is for possessives, not plurals. What are they teaching in English grammar these days, if anything?
 
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Some of my faves, cortesy of the Children's almanac of Words at Play, 27 March enrty:

APARTMENT TO SHARE Two students at Westly seek well-bred fiend

HELP WANTED Girl to he** (<-
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, hey when you're 11 you cant say that word) with washing and ironing

DEPENDABLE FIRM seeks widow-washer. Experience desirable.

LOST white spaniel who answers to "Lady with white spots on her hindquarters".

Enjoy!
 
HA HA!!! LOL!!! Here's what my hubby said to me b4 we were married n divorced:

D U F X? It took me all morning trying to figure that one out...by the time he came back from the grocery and cooked up breakfast, I still hadn't figured it out, since I have always excelled in spelling...I had NO imagination...he taught me to tease and laugh. "do u have eggs??"
 

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