I'm in love with the Donut Lady...

[Sapphire Sebright]

(hanging my head, dejected)

Just as the Mississippi Farm Boy will do almost anything for a brownie.

I'll share my own dirty secret...

I think I'm in love with the grandma lady at the Dunkin Donut...they taste
so good first thing in the morning. Warn donuts, cold milk....an evil pleasure.

I can be up, shaved, sneak off and have a donut and be back in bed before my
wife knows a thing.

Right now? I'm doing the Jelly Bean thing....another pleasure. Red ones are my favorite,
cause they're the bestest. Black ones go in the trash. Yukky.

NEVER tempt a fat man with sweets....we're weak.

Brownies are delicious! So are donuts... and milk just makes 'em better.

 

[Wisher1000]

SPssssssssst, Em, you have to waft the warm smell into the closet and leave a trail of red jellybeans out into the open and all the way into the kitchen. End that trail at the plate of warm donuts and brownies and a tall cold glass of milk. Be prepared to slam the closet door as soon as he dips down to gather the jellybeans.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

SPssssssssst, Em, you have to waft the warm smell into the closet and leave a trail of red jellybeans out into the open and all the way into the kitchen. End that trail at the plate of warm donuts and brownies and a tall cold glass of milk. Be prepared to slam the closet door as soon as he dips down to gather the jellybeans.

Jeez, that sounds like a LOT of work.

Fiiine. I guess I have to go to the danged store for jellybeans.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

*walks in grumbling about having to go all the way to the dang store for stinkin' jelly beans*




*places jelly beans in trail to the Kingdom Kitchen*




*wafts the smell of freshly baked brownies and donuts towards Spook's closet*



Oh Spoooook? Smell that? Donuts and Brownies...from your favorite Queen...Commere boy. Come out come out wherever you are...

 

[Chicken Chiquita]

Just saw this thread. I can't stop laughing

 

[onedoodle4]

Um..Spook? Can I have some jelly beans if you don't want them?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

*slams door shut and piles six years worth of junk in front of it*

I see you @SirSpook!