I'm in love with the Donut Lady...

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Hey! Gimme the black ones!!!!!!

NEVER tempt a pregnant lady with candy either. I may kill you for it.

 

[WriterofWords]

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I'll do almost anything for the black ones,, the rest go to my students!

 

[EweSheep]

Hated any black candies, black licorce, bleck! More for you!

 

[mississippifarmboy]

Spook, I think I must have a small chat with you.

You seem to be under the false impression that these here ladies are just up for grabs by any old fat guy. It just ain't so. I've worked very hard... well, a little hard.... well, I almost got out of my rocking chair once or twice... the point is this old fat guy's got a lot of, ummm some effort into corraling these sweets just for myself.

Anyway, the point is all those donuts, brownies and cup cakes... I meant women are mine! I see that I miss one day and you've already tried tempting Em, Redhen, Laurajean, Taz, and heck even Ewesheep and Debi are sorta lookin' your way with an eye on your jellybeans.

I have you know that I just ain't happy with some silver tounged devil coming in and pushing in on my playground.

This here would mean war if it wasn't for having to get up before the crack of noon and maybe even get off the porch.

Of course they has been some mention of toten' firewood and farm work and such, so I ain't real thrilled with the way these shameless hussies have been tryin' to lure you in either. It just might not be all your fault.

I think maybe I need to go sit in the sun and rock a while, maybe have some cookies and hot cocoa and give this here situation some more thought.

 

[EweSheep]

MFB, have an iced tea on me! Sugar? Super sweet, like you'all Southerners liked so well?

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

I can make doughnuts, and I have slave labor, I mean children to do the work for me. All I require is payment in black jelly beans.

But there is no sun for a rocking chair yet. Sorry.

 

[eenie114]

*Adding people to the brownie list* Y'all are working me too hard!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

MFB, we need to talk...you should sit down...I'm leaving you for spookwriter. It's not me its you. Oops, I mean its not you its me? Yeah, that's right. I'm fickle, and he's new.

 

[eenie114]

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The plot thickens.

 

[mississippifarmboy]

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I'm heartbroken.

Gonna take a lot of brownies and cupcakes to get me over this one.

Anyone???

To help an old feller that just got dumped?






Brownies, donuts, cookies, cupcakes....