conversation with my grandma about my chickens----
Me: Pawpaw said I could have 10 chickens.
Her: *rolls eyes*
Me: Well actually he said I could have as many as I wanted.
Her: I don't think so.
Me: So I'm going to have 10 chickens and 1 rooster.
Her: But a rooster is a chicken.
Me: But roosters don't count as chickens because I can only have one. So he'll have 10 ladies. But that's an uneven number, 11 chickens. So I'll probably get 11 ladies. But Chicken Lady is giving me 3 chickens, the rooster plus 2 bantam ladies. Those 2 bantam ladies equals only one chicken because they're so small. That means she's only giving me two chickens, so I can get 10 more to equal 12!!!!
Her: *rolls eyes*
Me: Pawpaw said I could have 10 chickens.
Her: *rolls eyes*
Me: Well actually he said I could have as many as I wanted.
Her: I don't think so.
Me: So I'm going to have 10 chickens and 1 rooster.
Her: But a rooster is a chicken.
Me: But roosters don't count as chickens because I can only have one. So he'll have 10 ladies. But that's an uneven number, 11 chickens. So I'll probably get 11 ladies. But Chicken Lady is giving me 3 chickens, the rooster plus 2 bantam ladies. Those 2 bantam ladies equals only one chicken because they're so small. That means she's only giving me two chickens, so I can get 10 more to equal 12!!!!
Her: *rolls eyes*