I'm learning chicken math!!

Desirai

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Oct 12, 2011
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conversation with my grandma about my chickens----

Me: Pawpaw said I could have 10 chickens.

Her: *rolls eyes*

Me: Well actually he said I could have as many as I wanted.

Her: I don't think so.

Me: So I'm going to have 10 chickens and 1 rooster.

Her: But a rooster is a chicken.

Me: But roosters don't count as chickens because I can only have one. So he'll have 10 ladies. But that's an uneven number, 11 chickens. So I'll probably get 11 ladies. But Chicken Lady is giving me 3 chickens, the rooster plus 2 bantam ladies. Those 2 bantam ladies equals only one chicken because they're so small. That means she's only giving me two chickens, so I can get 10 more to equal 12!!!!

Her: *rolls eyes*
 
LOL I told grandma I'd give her another lesson in chicken math soon. A lesson she won't be able to say no to because it'll be peeping in her face.
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