Im Looking For A Weird Creature

[AHappychick]

oh thank you there was a news article on this particular creature I will post the cover pic

 

[babymakes6]

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I also have one of those! Mine, fortunately, WILL eat almost anything-she loves her veggies! Working on the house-training part!

 

[wegotchickens]

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Technically, Snipes aren't imaginary in some parts of the world. I was stunned when I learned this! But in really rural GA, snipe hunting and cow tipping were favorite adventures for evening guest entertainment.

 

[Gatekeeper]

Wegotchickens, get back at your critter, I do. Ive sent my to numerous hardware and paint stores looking for two key items I needed to complete a job around the house.

A lefthanded hammer and a 5 gallon bucket of red and white striped paint. He called me from Sherwin Williams to tell me the guy there only had the black and white striped paint. I could here the fellow chuckling in the background.

I told him, "Doggone it Boy someone around here has to have it! Keep looking!!" He did

Gate

 

[Cajunsamoan]

Seriously, I think I'm gonna hurt myself!! That is too funny. Gonna have to remember that for mine in a few years. Thanks! BTW, did he ever find any?

 

[vfem]

After a good hard belly laugh... I've realized (with help from a little voice besides my head) that this chicken can not possibly exist! There is no way that something could be so efficiant and that dependable! My own car does not run flawlessly for 365 days... ever if I do remember to change the fluid stuff under the hoody thing...

The little voice speaks again....


I hang on to my new aged cell phone thingy I pay extra for every month because it has some cool capability my husband insisted I get. What it is or how it works.... is unknown to me.... I have a hard time answering it!


The little voice speaks again....


I can no longer concentrate these days with this voice!!! Maybe I can interest one of you in a trade?

Anyone looking for an approximate 2 year old "MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" creature? It comes with fake tears and apparently is the only thing in this house that swears it knows how to use my phone. Comes fully stocked with screams and usually wet cloth around its bottom!!!!

 

[Gatekeeper]

Im afraid the Critter wised up eventually and came home.

I told him he was lucky I didnt send him to the store to find dehydrated water!!!

He has developed this condition; for some reason, when I tell him something his eyes roll. I think its medical, has to be.

He has a new girlfriend; I cant wait to meet her! *snickers*

Gate (Wishes I had more critters to torment)

PS - That Redheaded Webfooted Chicken is out there she shows her head every so often!! Keep looking she'll pop up.

Vfem see you got one at the GOOD age. You can teach it all kind of neat things now!! LOL But dont wait start NOW *Smirk*

BTW my critter told me, when he has kids he wont let them around me! What a mean thing to do to a nice old man *grin*

 

[Chicken Lil]

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I'd consider a trade for a 15 yr old "Silent Eye Roll". Mine comes fully stocked with attitude, cell phone attached to ear, but needs a large expensive wardrobe, preferably Holister.

 

[wegotchickens]

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I'd consider a trade for a 15 yr old "Silent Eye Roll". Mine comes fully stocked with attitude, cell phone attached to ear, but needs a large expensive wardrobe, preferably Holister.

Yours wears the cell phone at it's ear? I swear mine don't know how to talk on it! Their fingers fairly fly, though, as they send 20 texts a minute to all their buddies.

Mine aren't into name brands, they're into stores, such as Hot Topic where everything comes with studs and sarcasm, usually in shades of grey & black.

Gate, I already torment my currently non-driving teen. Can't tell you how many choruses of "If I Only Had a Brain" I've hummed as she tried to remember what she walked into the room ten minutes ago to tell me. Took her 6 months to realize what I was I was humming, too...

 

[ranchhand]

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Technically, Snipes aren't imaginary in some parts of the world. I was stunned when I learned this! But in really rural GA, snipe hunting and cow tipping were favorite adventures for evening guest entertainment.

Here on the coast of SC, the Silent Eye Rollers (SER's) often invite the female of their species down to the Harbor to watch the Submarine Races. Apparently, this activity only occurs when the parental units are not in the area. I have heard that the SER's can be quite polite and persuasive on these occasions, which also seem to involve the "E is for Enough" variety.