Im Looking For A Weird Creature

[WiseChicks]

I have a Red-Headed, Fleet-Footed, Naked Gamer cockeral up for trade. It is a rarely seen, mainly nocturnal bird. I usually only see signs for passage... decimated food storage units, dirty laundry blobs, and the occasional crowing sound, "weeeeneeeeedmorrrree-SOOOddddaaaaa!"


Katie, who is not, in any way shape or form, the Red-Headed, Web-Footed, Camo Chicken! (running for cover!!!!)

 

[ranchhand]

At the moment, I have a rare, fleet-footed member of the gazelle? family, a "Fleet-Footed Yodeling Exercise Machine". This is a male creature, approximately 1.5 years old, does not pee on the floor, eats huge quantities of chow and can easily clear 4-5 feet in a single bound, at which time the exercise function begins. This creature is capable of a wide range of yodeling sounds, including a, e, i, o, u and frequently y. It is known to cover all the ranges of musical notes, and then some, and it usually begins it's singing around 4 a.m.


Here is a picture of said creature at rest.

I believe the creature has great potential as an Olympic jumper, though it is reluctant to accept training unless food is involved. It's head has proven to be exceptionally hard, related, I believe, to the rock-headed snipe hunter. In the last 2 days alone, I have lost at least 5 pounds with this exercise machine, and have contacted Billy Mays about an endorsement.

Perhaps we can effect a trade of several in house bred snipe for some 10 foot fencing material?

 

[melissastraka]

Twzlrwho and I have no takers or trader for our offers so I have decided to pull out my huge incubator, also known as a fridge and see if I can hatch some of the "knows how to do laundry, dishes, floors, bring flowers and burp a baby". Now only to see what creature lays these rare eggs....Order forms soon to follow when I find!

 

[Gatekeeper]

melissastraka
You may want to get the Grannybator (Old but proven) to take care of those critters. Remember they multiply (critters) then you have carbon copies of the critters. Are you ready for duplicates?

Gate

 

[conny63malies]

Quote:
The I heart NY! It's urban camo

Nope the butt is covered in Woodland

 

[melissastraka]

I have tried the Grannybator and all that one does is produces a split personality thats creates the "I want" and the "Gimmie" monster. I am really want to locate the DH model....hmmmm

 

[WiseChicks]

Gate -

Next time you feel like sending him on an "errand" send him to find:

a box of grid squares

 

[vfem]

I hope you know, you have convinced me to send hubby to the store (I needed a break) and asked him to find me a box ground nut shell roasted... preferrable cedar roasted.


Yeah... that bought me an extra 45 minutes of peace.

Now I feel evil.

 

[Chicken Rustler]

I have some extra "darknear" birds that I would be willing to trade fer somethin unusual to add to my fleet. What do ya have to offer. Now before ya get too eaggscited bout gettin these ya need to be prepared since they require special housing. To keep em quiet ya gotta keep em in a place dat has full light all the time otherwise da noise will drive ya coo koo.

Also to overeasyinadna since we are neighbors (like 20 miles). I would be willin to educate ya bout snipe huntin. Just let me know what would be a good late evenin fer ya and we can make arrangements. Not to worry bout all of da special equipment I will take care of dat. I know a really good location down by Brensons Hollow.

 

[Blackbird]

Ranchhand, I'll take your Fleet-Footed Yodeling Exercise Machine for a male 4 y/o "Why?" that I, unfortunatly, am distantly related to. If you throw in a lifetime of chow I'll give you the Why's 5 y/o sister "NO!" for free.