Hen_House_Rocks! :
Why is it that the most embarrassing things happen while standing in line at the store???
My mom was born with only one hand and it was something that I never really thought about or noticed growing up. One time we were at Krogers in the checkout line when a little girl in front of us kept staring at my mom and asking her mom what happened to that ladies hand. Her mom turned around and saw that my mom only had one hand and told her daughter, "See, that is why I don't want you playing with scissors!" The little girl looked absolutely horrified! It was so funny. My mom is used to kids staring and asking questions. She is really good with kids and usually tells them that that's how god made her, that when she was born she only had one hand.
I had a teacher born with no arm just below his elbow. he has another maybe inch or 2, and he can bend it. I guess a lot of people as him what happened, or assume he lost it in military service. He has a good sense of humor so whenever someone is being weird or rude about it he makes up a story (for example a shark bit it off in a surfing accident). Sometimes he'll wiggle his stump to freak people out. One time a new teacher asked him to help chaperone a fieldtrip to Six Flags amusement park. He said no then proceeded to tell them how he lost his arm on the rollercoaster there. (He of coure stold the truth later).
My embarrasing moment is from when I was so little that only my mom remembers the story. Apparently I really wanted the get this movie the Swan Princess. My mom wouldn't let me have it, so I took it anyway without her noticing. My mom yelled at the clerk for sometihng (I'll have to ask what and edit it in later). When she got out to the car, she discovered my movie. She was too embarrassed to go back in and return it after just flipping out on the lady.
On a less public side, my mom used to do landscaping. I was young and being pottytrained, it was summer and hot; my mom let me walk around naked in the yard of one of her customers. She decided to take a picture of said "natural" look. It's perfectly censored with a big plant in front of my areas not meant to be seen. The problem is she plans on showing it to all of my future/prospective boyfriends.
Why is it that the most embarrassing things happen while standing in line at the store???
My mom was born with only one hand and it was something that I never really thought about or noticed growing up. One time we were at Krogers in the checkout line when a little girl in front of us kept staring at my mom and asking her mom what happened to that ladies hand. Her mom turned around and saw that my mom only had one hand and told her daughter, "See, that is why I don't want you playing with scissors!" The little girl looked absolutely horrified! It was so funny. My mom is used to kids staring and asking questions. She is really good with kids and usually tells them that that's how god made her, that when she was born she only had one hand.
I had a teacher born with no arm just below his elbow. he has another maybe inch or 2, and he can bend it. I guess a lot of people as him what happened, or assume he lost it in military service. He has a good sense of humor so whenever someone is being weird or rude about it he makes up a story (for example a shark bit it off in a surfing accident). Sometimes he'll wiggle his stump to freak people out. One time a new teacher asked him to help chaperone a fieldtrip to Six Flags amusement park. He said no then proceeded to tell them how he lost his arm on the rollercoaster there. (He of coure stold the truth later).
My embarrasing moment is from when I was so little that only my mom remembers the story. Apparently I really wanted the get this movie the Swan Princess. My mom wouldn't let me have it, so I took it anyway without her noticing. My mom yelled at the clerk for sometihng (I'll have to ask what and edit it in later). When she got out to the car, she discovered my movie. She was too embarrassed to go back in and return it after just flipping out on the lady.

On a less public side, my mom used to do landscaping. I was young and being pottytrained, it was summer and hot; my mom let me walk around naked in the yard of one of her customers. She decided to take a picture of said "natural" look. It's perfectly censored with a big plant in front of my areas not meant to be seen. The problem is she plans on showing it to all of my future/prospective boyfriends.

