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we were only kidding bout cat,,,,geesh,,,,, we know how bad it effects our breathe
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Then why are u still reading?
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I'm not reading this anymore, I'm leaving. Heck I'm already gone.

Aw, bye we'll miss you
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I know I'm going to regret this...

Cat's in the kettle

Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese
It ain’t pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you don’t complain.
But that’s not chicken in your chicken chow mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfield’s on my fork.
He’s purrin’ here on my fork.

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There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and you’ll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys:
They fry it real crisp in dough.

...

Chou Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialin’ up his buddy at the old pet store.
I said "Not today. I lost my appetite.
"There’s two cats in my belly and they want to fight."
I was suckin’ on a Rolaid and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew, boys:
And that is when I knew...

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There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eatin’ there at noon.
They say that it’s beef or fish or pork
But it’s purrin’ there on my fork.
There’s a hair-ball on my fork.
 
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WHAT?
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i got 1 of them cordless keyboards ,, and my batteries are running low,,, i think,,, maybe not ,,,, may be i jus kant spull
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Oh ok, You had me lost.
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