we were only kidding bout cat,,,,geesh,,,,, we know how bad it effects our breathe
I'm new here. What is a chicken?
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Then why are u still reading?
I'm not reading this anymore, I'm leaving. Heck I'm already gone.
Aw, bye we'll miss you
Then why are u still reading?
I'm not reading this anymore, I'm leaving. Heck I'm already gone.
Aw, bye we'll miss you
I know I'm going to regret this...
Cat's in the kettle
Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese
It aint pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you dont complain.
But thats not chicken in your chicken chow mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfields on my fork.
Hes purrin here on my fork.
...
Theres a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and youll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys:
They fry it real crisp in dough.
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Chou Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialin up his buddy at the old pet store.
I said "Not today. I lost my appetite.
"Theres two cats in my belly and they want to fight."
I was suckin on a Rolaid and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew, boys:
And that is when I knew...
...
Theres a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eatin there at noon.
They say that its beef or fish or pork
But its purrin there on my fork.
Theres a hair-ball on my fork.
Cat's in the kettle
Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese
It aint pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you dont complain.
But thats not chicken in your chicken chow mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfields on my fork.
Hes purrin here on my fork.
...
Theres a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and youll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys:
They fry it real crisp in dough.
...
Chou Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialin up his buddy at the old pet store.
I said "Not today. I lost my appetite.
"Theres two cats in my belly and they want to fight."
I was suckin on a Rolaid and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew, boys:
And that is when I knew...
...
Theres a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eatin there at noon.
They say that its beef or fish or pork
But its purrin there on my fork.
Theres a hair-ball on my fork.
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WHAT?
i got 1 of them cordless keyboards ,, and my batteries are running low,,, i think,,, maybe not ,,,, may be i jus kant spull
Oh ok, You had me lost.
WHAT?
i got 1 of them cordless keyboards ,, and my batteries are running low,,, i think,,, maybe not ,,,, may be i jus kant spull
Oh ok, You had me lost.
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I don't care.
I still eat cat.
They is good eatin'
I just brush my teeth and use a lot of mouth wash.
I don't care.
I still eat cat.
They is good eatin'
I just brush my teeth and use a lot of mouth wash.
Everytime I ate cat I had the strangest urge for catnip? I quit last year after I woke up with a mouse in my mouth.
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i got 1 of them cordless keyboards ,, and my batteries are running low,,, i think,,, maybe not ,,,, may be i jus kant spull
Oh ok, You had me lost.
dont take much huh?
i got 1 of them cordless keyboards ,, and my batteries are running low,,, i think,,, maybe not ,,,, may be i jus kant spull
Oh ok, You had me lost.
dont take much huh?
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ha ha PP not kiding.
ha ha PP not kiding.
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