I'm Stranded on a Desert Island with What BYC Member?

[mississippifarmboy]

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Just about a 10th of a second after my finger hit submit, I KNEW that was coming. Just didn't know it it'd be you or if Maple would beat you to it.

I think it was her white... err pink sweater that got me off laundry duty though.

 

[BrattishTaz]

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ok, I'll spill the beans.. a little bit.. I love to hunt and fish true.. but I also love my family and friends without bounds... I am just as comfortable at the shooting range as I am manning a gas range.. From home-made stromboli (all from scratch) to my pecan pie, berry preserves etc.. Yup.. Oh and I know how to darn socks

So I planned on being single my whole life...

Learned how to take care of myself... then met a woman (signed up for online dating on a dare from friend) who changed my mind on being single..

Do you have a twin brother? If I could find a man with mad skills like yours I may end my vow of eternal singleness. I am domestically challenged. I can to cook but am now known for the best microwaved Totino's pizza in town. (Yes, I read the warning...someday I will die a horrible death for not following directions.)

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

Ahem... wanna keep that first present ya got for me farmboy?

 

[goldenluver]

see, I wear pink all the time

 

[darkmatter]

"Every man should be able to paint a portrait, catch a rabbit, cook a gourmet meal, grow corn, plan a battle, string a bow, build a shelter, repair an engine, write a poem, ferment grapes, make gunpowder, build a suspension bridge, balance a ledger and negotiate a treaty, change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."-Robert Heinlein

Except for the write a sonnet, I could wing most of this. Don't care to die gallantly though! You need me on that Desert Island, since I could chop down trees to make a "Log Table", you're gonna need logarithms’ to navigate home on the out-rigger canoe

 

[Boyd]

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I don't wanna die either.. unless its on my 99th birthday by a jealous husband who shoots me in bed while I sleep...

 

[mississippifarmboy]

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Darn! I can't cook a gourmet meal, paint a portrait (Or draw a stck man for that matter), or program a computer. I guess I lose. I've always said you could drop me off in the middle of the wilderness in early spring with the clothes on my back and a good pocket knife and come back that fall and I'd invite you into the cabin for a nice meal though.

And Boyd that's my line!
After my first heart attack, when I asked my doctor how long I had to live, he told me "You might die today. It wouldn't be a great suprise. Then again, you might live to be 105, get shot by a jealous husband and be guilty as ***!"
All said in a nice Irish accent.

 

[Boyd]

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Darn! I can't cook a gourmet meal, paint a portrait (Or draw a stck man for that matter), or program a computer. I guess I lose. I've always said you could drop me off in the middle of the wilderness in early spring with the clothes on my back and a good pocket knife and come back that fall and I'd invite you into the cabin for a nice meal though.

And Boyd that's my line!
After my first heart attack, when I asked my doctor how long I had to live, he told me "You might die today. It wouldn't be a great suprise. Then again, you might live to be 105, get shot by a jealous husband and be guilty as ***!"
All said in a nice Irish accent.

My example is a bit racier than that but I had to bring it down to pg levels and let innuendo handle the rest... besides, the jealous husband was married to red-headed twins..

 

[mississippifarmboy]

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Darn! I can't cook a gourmet meal, paint a portrait (Or draw a stck man for that matter), or program a computer. I guess I lose. I've always said you could drop me off in the middle of the wilderness in early spring with the clothes on my back and a good pocket knife and come back that fall and I'd invite you into the cabin for a nice meal though.

And Boyd that's my line!
After my first heart attack, when I asked my doctor how long I had to live, he told me "You might die today. It wouldn't be a great suprise. Then again, you might live to be 105, get shot by a jealous husband and be guilty as ***!"
All said in a nice Irish accent.

My example is a bit racier than that but I had to bring it down to pg levels and let innuendo handle the rest... besides, the jealous husband was married to red-headed twins..

Redheaded twins? oh I just know junkman'll be here shortly.

 

[Boyd]

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My example is a bit racier than that but I had to bring it down to pg levels and let innuendo handle the rest... besides, the jealous husband was married to red-headed twins..

Redheaded twins? oh I just know junkman'll be here shortly.

lol besides, if my wife logs on and reads this after I go to bed, I'm likely to die in my sleep tonight