but I know I'm on a site of enablers,
i totally laughed out loud when i read this! get geese! get geese!! but before you do... check out my signature.
;-)
as an enabler i will tell you straight out that i LOVE the geese - mostly b/c they are so darn onry. my gander is, flat out, a demon and i pity the fool who tries to take a swipe at him! they are great watch 'dogs', amazing parents, good lawn mowers, and are so beautiful when they are out on the pond. honestly i dont think i'd ever NOT have them.
the funniest thing is that they are superduper smart in a creepy way. if they are headed out to the road, or the garden i'll just walk outside and yell: HEY YOU (they stop and look at me) GET OUT OF THERE AND COME BACK RIGHT NOW (and then they waddle back to the house)...its kind of amazing. they know exactly what i'm saying.
now the bad news....
my husband HATES them.. and i mean HATE! he thinks they are loud, poopy, they get into everything, sit on the front porch just to poop it all up, will eat all the feed they can get their mits on, and you can never turn your back on them.
i have a nice scar on my arm to prove that they can and will harm you - that stupid gander took a chunk right out of my arm! and he has a thing for one of my old lame hens - he's tried to kill her several times. we got the geese from a friend (some friend!) mostly b/c the gander killed one of his hens and they have little kids. when the gander gets a bee in his bonnet (usually around breeding time) i've had to set the dogs on the him when he goes after that little hen... and i was actually in hand to hand (beak?) combat and that stupid goose was WINNING!
but
not all geese are mean and you might be able to get a snuggler who will not go after the other poultry (my gander and big tom turkey stand at the gate and scream at each other - a cage match would be legendary....). and you can easily keep them penned up and away from kids or other animals with a low fence. one of our young females is a little bossy but the younger male isnt ... so i think its a personality thing.
my gander is an embden, the matriarch is a toulouse, and the two younger ones are toulouse x roman (our mrs goose apparently stepped out on the gander!!!). i cant wait for spring to get little ones again - the goslings are so cute. we call ours "meeps" because that make the funniest little noise: meep meep meep.. to cute for words.
get geese! you might be able to find someone local on CL.... or wait until spring and i'm sure you'll find some. but i have to say... Cottage Rose has the most lovely geese!
good luck!
