IMP! You are sooo busted!

[The Poultry Peanut]

Imp that dress looks GREAT on you

 

[Imp]

Quote:
You don't know the half of it

If I run this way, they run this way

If I run that way, they run that way

My work is never done

And Gritty doesn't even give breaks, paid vacation, 401K or nuthin

Impy- workin for chicken scratch

 

[Jeeper1540]

Quote:
You don't know the half of it

If I run this way, they run this way
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/15498_images2.jpg

If I run that way, they run that way
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/15498_imagescazby531.jpg

My work is never done
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/15498_run.jpg

And Gritty doesn't even give breaks, paid vacation, 401K or nuthin

Impy- workin for chicken scratch

http://bestsmileys.com/yawning/1.gif

And Chicken Beer

 

[gritsar]

Why should I give you any benefits when you're obviously making a fortune working for Denny's:

 

[The Poultry Peanut]

Quote:
You don't know the half of it

If I run this way, they run this way
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/15498_images2.jpg

If I run that way, they run that way
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/15498_imagescazby531.jpg

My work is never done
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/15498_run.jpg

And Gritty doesn't even give breaks, paid vacation, 401K or nuthin

Impy- workin for chicken scratch

http://bestsmileys.com/yawning/1.gif

So if you have all those girls why do you have to sweet talk the fence?

 

[gritsar]

Quote:
You don't know the half of it

If I run this way, they run this way
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/15498_images2.jpg

If I run that way, they run that way
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/15498_imagescazby531.jpg

My work is never done
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/15498_run.jpg

And Gritty doesn't even give breaks, paid vacation, 401K or nuthin

Impy- workin for chicken scratch

http://bestsmileys.com/yawning/1.gif

So if you have all those girls why do you have to sweet talk the fence?

Cuz he's a testosterone crazed little twerp...I mean cockerel.

 

[Imp]

So if you have all those girls why do you have to sweet talk the fence?

OK, I know this is the easy shot but...

For the intelligent conversation.

Impy​

 

[gritsar]

Quote:
He was prob'ly sweet talking the fence into tripping me like it did today. I swear that fence wasn't there yesterday!!

Yes Impy. I'm still up. Too afraid to sleep...might have nightmares about you.

 

[Jeeper1540]

I'm worried... Imp hasnt posted since last night. Did you get him Gritty?

 

[gritsar]

Quote:
*evil cackle*