In Which I Meet A BYCer, And Show Her My...Assets

[bbRedMom]

I can attest that ninjapoodles has beautiful birds (eps the turkeys!), happy poodles, and a derrier any girl would be proud to own!

And she's a cool chick too!

BTW, the gent and his ladies are settleing in well. They haven't met the others yet, but they were great birds.

Y'all, this lady has some of the prettiest birds I've ever seen! Especially her B.O. Buy some if you can!

It was great meeting you. Sushi soon!

 

[bluey]

(bow chicka wawa) Funny story Ninj!!!!

 

[menageriemama]

 

[crtrlovr]

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It's a good thing you mentioned the lady's birds just before you mention her BO and say buy some if you can... with the view you had, do we want to discuss BO? J/K, NINJAPOODLES!! Couldn't help my bad self!

 

[crtrlovr]

This also reminds me of a time long, long ago (I was a teenager) at church. The choir (of which I was a member, and we did not wear the formal choir robes at our church) was on our way up to the choir loft. I had on a cute flared red white & blue herringbone check skirt & red top. When I got to the platform steps, I caught my toe on the edge of the step and fell forward onto the platform. My skirt flipped up OVER MY HEAD and my girdled behind shone toward the congregation like a full moon.... have I ever lived this down? Not exactly....

 

[ninjapoodles]

Dude. At least you were WEARING a girdle.

Ladies, if you learned NOTHING from the exploits of Paris, Britney, et al, then take it from me...

THERE IS ALWAYS TIME TO PUT ON SOME UNDERWEAR BEFORE LEAVING YOUR HOUSE.

BTW, my daughter, upon hearing this story, is APPALLED. She is seriously upset. I'm trying not to laugh when I tell her it's OK.

And as for bbRedMom, I have to say...only a fellow "animal person" could be so totally nonplussed at getting a full moon from someone they just met.

I love chicken people.

 

[the1much]

i think everyone should greet each other like that

 

[ninjapoodles]

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OMG, that is the only thing that could make this nightmare complete.

I told my sister the story over the phone, and after she got done dying laughing, she said, "Well, of course you're blogging this, right?"

Of COURSE I'm blogging this. What personal pride?

OOOOOHHHHHH, I just thought of something--the first thing that bbRedMom said when I came outside was, "Nice spread you got here!"

I thought she was talking about our PLACE!

 

[the1much]

 

[greyfields]

There are so many things I could say here. Only half of which would get me banned.