Me {to my sister, being perfectly serious}: Hey, you wanna see this inbred chicken?
Her: Huh?
Me: Come see this chicken. It's... kinda weird lookin'.
Her: Is it disgusting?
Me: No, come see it.
*she comes over* *I giggle* *she busts up laughing*
As soon as I asked Mom she said "What is it, a chicken in bread?" Fail.