The definition of old.
[COLOR=800080]I've sure gotten old! I have outlived my feet and my teeth[/COLOR]
[COLOR=800080]I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
I'm half blind,
can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation;
hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license![/COLOR]
If this wasn't so true it would be hilarious