RECAP 9/12
It is definitely Monday, sometime even four cups aint enuf, camping is a plant hoarder, Walkmans are incredibly expensive, Honora and Chicken5555 have pips, Phil has an injured duck, If the glass is always half full then the glass is twice as big as it needs to be, Mike says we're all missing the point and that glasses can be refilled, MC disagrees and says the half empty part is to protect new white carpets, and Benny says the glass is full but it is air it is full of, everything is found on Amazon, (even 50 pound blue cats?) white carpets are about as smart of an idea as a screen door on a submarine, Benny doesn't eat dog, Mike ignores ice, MC wants to put dried crew members in her food, fried spam has a limited fan group, Liz loves salad, spam is either short for something posing as meat, salt preserved ham, or shoulder of pork and ham, camping eats turkey and cheese on croissants, cottage cheese and peaches is enjoyed by some crazies, Benny brakes broodies, Sir Ur has returned and loves hearing from his favourite science teacher, Liz's hubby is ignoring eggs, whites won't never catch up, Sally had way too much spam and potatoes in her life, mayber thats why she needs so much medical attention, owls are fowl, bigger is better, Bubbles can read minds, Heather is a showoff, popcorn is popular, complainers get a free smack, there is a difference between ditch ducks & gutter ducks, no hotdogs fer barn cats, coke n peanuts is a "thing," carp is best smoked, droppers get the choppers, jess gots duckkies, digging up mountains is hard, Bubbles is hard on shovels, Sally has a bumper crop of weeds, Bubbles loves zucchini muffins, peanuts and orange tru-aid isn't reccommended, whites needs spellig lessons, a 12" x 12" x 3" rock weighs 2,000 pounds, Bubbles' motto is "it hasn't killed me yet," whites backside is dragging his tracks shut, and not all brown smudges are chocolate.
Night peeps.... Phil, hope the duck recovers!!