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OMG you guys i got tears laughing so hard!
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Also... The DH saw all my Jerry rigging for all the chickens and said we better get to building that dream chicken house ASAP!!! If I'd known all I had to do was jerry- rig, I'd started it way sooner!!!
 
Also... The DH saw all my Jerry rigging for all the chickens and said we better get to building that dream chicken house ASAP!!! If I'd known all I had to do was jerry- rig, I'd started it way sooner!!!

Hehehe you have found my secret! DH just stands there watching me, and I say "I have no idea what I am doing" so he starts showing me.
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Too Fast,

She hires someone to cut the grass.

But she had me paint all her kitchen cabinets, remodel her bathroom, remodel the other bathroom, re-side the north wall of the house, and tear down the wooden porch and put in concrete. I told her she wouldn't be around long enough to enjoy the improvements. She told me I was her worst son. That was 10 years ago.

She still owes me cinnamon.

John
 
Shawna,

Here's your babies out for a scratch. When I dumped them in the henhouse they were tentative. This is a hour later. Since they were raised in your basement, they were hesitant about the grass. Didn't know what it was. They looked it up on the internet and found it to be "Grassius Alottum". Then they seemed to be fine with it.



Since the ducks are out in the yard, the guineas are suffering separation anxiety.


John
 
Shawna,

Here's your babies out for a scratch. When I dumped them in the henhouse they were tentative. This is a hour later. Since they were raised in your basement, they were hesitant about the grass. Didn't know what it was. They looked it up on the internet and found it to be "Grassius Alottum". Then they seemed to be fine with it.



Since the ducks are out in the yard, the guineas are suffering separation anxiety.


John

Awww, i miss the lil peeper age!
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hope my guinea eggs start hatching soon
 
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Shawna, thank you for the SLW roo, GLW roo, and GLW hen. That gets rid of half of your roosters. Now your husband will only be half-irritated with you. They arrived at their new home in good spirits. The SLW ate feed from my hand. The GLW's are about the size of the Orpingtons and seem to be settling in fine with no bickering. The SLW, being 1/2 larger will likely soon be king of the roost. Thanks again.

To everyone else, Shawna is a kind-hearted soul who bought the GLW's because they were the last in the bin and were being picked on by the other varieties. She is a very sweet young woman.

John
You are more than welcome for you chickens! Thanks for taking them
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I'm glad they are getting a good home, and I just knew that Roo (the SLW rooster) would take to you. He's a big sweetie, but I don't think he'll have any trouble defending a flock. Wait until he jumps on your head. He is very curious.
Shawna,

Here's your babies out for a scratch. When I dumped them in the henhouse they were tentative. This is a hour later. Since they were raised in your basement, they were hesitant about the grass. Didn't know what it was. They looked it up on the internet and found it to be "Grassius Alottum". Then they seemed to be fine with it.



Since the ducks are out in the yard, the guineas are suffering separation anxiety.


John
They look a little shell shocked! I haven't ever had them outside, lol. But they were always the first to the sod cut out, so I bet they are happy. The guineas are very adorable, I think I may need some. But if they're as loud as everybody says DH would kill me!
 
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Shawna, Learn to lie. Get them. When they grow up and it becomes obvious, say "Huh, I thought they were xyz chickens. How about that? They must have gotten them mixed up at the store, dear. Want some bacon?" Bacon always distracts guys. Bacon is meat candy.

John
 

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