Takeaways:
Regarding stupid questions and offending us:
1. There is nothing wrong with asking questions, even ones that seem "stupid".
2, Chances are, the stupider that question seems, the more it really needs a response
3. Stupid questions can still get you a lot of really smart advice
2. Better to get a wealth of responses than not get any responses. If you don't receive responses, that means we're all fine with you
doing something stupid, don't care about you, or don't care enough to respond,
if we even read the post. Lots of responses means the opposite: we care about you and your question (and turkeys!).
3. Better to ask a question than think everything's kosher and do something illegal and possibly wind up fined or in jail. You have a family to think about, and we're trying to look out for you.
4. Better to ask the question than waste your resources protecting something that does not need your patronage
Regarding turkeys:
1. Turkeys aren't for everyone
2. Wild turkeys are not necessarily any better, easier to care for, more resistant to diseases, or even tastier than their domestic counterparts
3. Wild turkeys, matter of fact, tend to be mean little baznastards in captivity
4. They do not need you (and you certainly don't need them)
5. Capturing them is illegal, raising them might be legal with a permit, and hunting is only legal in some circumstances
6. Sweeter, tastier, more exotically colored, historically significant, and probably just as intelligent varieties of domesticated turkey
need your help!
7. You like exotic, endangered chicken breeds and have invested an enormous amount of time and capital into said breeds. You wanted to help wild turkeys under the mistaken belief that they needed your help. Well, I've given you a list of alternatives that
actually need your help. There are many historical breeds which
require dedicated attention from professional breeders.
Some "breeds" are just color morphs. Some of those color morphs have been around a very, very long time and many are only now coming back due to dedicated breeders with a knowledge of genetics. Examples include some of the buff patterns, the spotted (not currently available in the US--only confirmed specimens are in Australia, last I heard), and the tricolor "sweetgrass", the Oregon Gray (went extinct in the 1990's but dedicated fanciers have brought back the phenotype), the Regal Red (almost extinct). The self-buff color actually had to be brought back through skilled breeders because it went extinct by 1915.
Some of these breeds have been around for centuries, however, and for historical value alone, they should be preserved. These include the Chocolate, the Slate, the Auburn, the Beltsville Small White, the White Holland, the Jersey Buff.
American Livestock Conservancy Turkey page
I would love to be able to dedicate myself to turkey husbandry, but I likely have M.g. in the flock now, and unfortunately, whatever this bug is, it strikes turkeys the hardest. Maybe after Indy Rezone (I'm not some privileged rural person with a ton of space for these critters), I might be able to bring myself to cull everything here and start over with clean birds that I can professionally breed and sell. Of all the poultry I've kept so far, turkeys have been by far the most heartwarming and rewarding, and thus they are also the most heartbreaking cases when something doesn't work out. Whenever I'm able, you can bet I'll jump at the chance to help the species by increasing its genetic variation and preserving some of the most vulnerable breeds.
As a side project, I'd love to make bantam turkeys for personality, beauty and egg production so I can *hopefully* increase the spread of the species appeal by showing people what excellent, beautiful pets they can be. The larger sizes of turkey tend to have decreased life expectancy and greater risks of some particularly horrible health problems. Bigger turkeys just aren't as portable or easy to treat as smaller ones, and they don't tend to live as long, unfortunately.
I'm just a turkey person, like that; I'm in love. Turkeys have very interesting, individual, quirky, variable, complicated personalities--much like with dogs, cats, and geese. They have fascinating vocalizations and behavior patterns. If you want a dinosaur in your yard and don't have the space for emus, turkeys can be your babies. If you want an animal with immense cultural and historical significance, turkeys can be your babies. They can bring a lot to your farm--beyond even their incredible eggs (best I've tasted by far) and meat (since you don't eat but your buyers likely will). They're great gardeners and have historically been used as professional bug-eaters and are especially effective against common garden pests like hornworms. They're great hawk deterrents, and I've found most people are tremendously afraid of them, so they're a pretty good deterrent for trespassers, too. If you're into soccer, toms can play it fairly well, all things considering. They're capable of great affection, too, and have even been used as therapy animals.
But they're not for everyone. They're not chickens, though, and this can't be understated.They're almost universally bigger than chickens, and love to roost in the highest places they can find (which means they're likely to poop on your grill if it's the highest thing they can get to). They're capable of inflicting pretty grievous wounds--to each other, to people, to other kinds of livestock--and certainly have been known to do this, or even kill an animals they consider to be threats. They can be difficult to breed due to size differences between the male and female and likelihood of injuries during mating, and also due to reduced fertility resultant from a decreased gene pool or other genetic problems. They can fly surprisingly well, and you should never take for granted the notion that one can't get off the ground. Most people think they're ugly and stupid and don't want to give these valuable, important, fascinating birds a chance to warm their hearts.