Interviewing Runner Ducks (with Pics starting Page#6 and 8)

[DuckLady]

But what are they reading, that is the question they should be answering!
Are they reading Good Books or stuff like

"A Ducks Guide to Stalking Humans"
or
"Worms: Our Right As Ducks"
or
"Fooling Humans into Feeding Treats:A Handbook for All Webfeet"

 

[neferset]

It's this copy of "To Serve Man" that I found near the waterer that worries me.

 

[keeperofthehearth]

Nice Zombie ducks!

 

[Wifezilla]

It's this copy of "To Serve Man" that I found near the waterer that worries me.

Ruuunnnnnnnnn​

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

so how are the new employees performing? do they have some kind of metrics so you can evaluate their performance? what about a mission statement? do they know the company song? do they show up to meetings on time?

 

[GrannySue]

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To Serve Man. Hmmmm. With or without ketchup?

 

[Buff Hooligans]

I am trying so hard not to laugh out loud here in the office. I've got my hand over my mouth, which is wide open.
You guys are so creepily hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LoreenH]

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Same here! I did a snort-laugh yesterday when reading some of the gross duck postings.

 

[WriterofWords]

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No No No!! Speak with Hershey and Twinkie before you think that!! They will be happy to tell you how happy they are with humans, but they don't appreciate the guard cat at all.

 

[neferset]

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I think right now they are getting used to their role in the company. When I approach the pen, they waddle in single file to the opposite side. So they are presently avoiding meetings, but I am hoping that with time, patience, and plenty of treats they will learn to hang out at the water cooler and chat.