Is this true?

[mom'sfolly]

I know that if anyone breeds a chicken the size of a dog, I ain't getting one. They would eat you, and enjoy it. Just look at those EEs, velociraptors look friendlier.

 

[Spookwriter]

I hear what you're saying about those big chickens.

We use to have a dog...big mean watchdog. He got out of his cage
one day....I was to late.

Chickens got him.

Haven't had a outside dog for years now. Couldn't keep them alive.

Chickens are so mean now even the mailman won't come close. He just
throws our stuff over the fence.

 

[australorpchick]

This says it all.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Mine follow me around the yard. Ducks too. God forbid I ever trip.

 

[Spookwriter]

You have the best brownies, my dear.

I would follow you around the yard too...

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Would you peck me to death if I tripped?

 

[Spookwriter]

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But I would have to frisk you for any crumbs you may be holding out.

 

[tls_ranch]

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that was too funny.

 

[Peaches Lee]

**shudders** I wonder if Wal-Mart carries hockey masks?...That may be my best defense...

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

mom'sfolly :

I know that if anyone breeds a chicken the size of a dog, I ain't getting one. They would eat you, and enjoy it. Just look at those EEs, velociraptors look friendlier.

Jersey Giants are bigger than a lot of the football dogs as DH calls them. You know, the ones that aren't bigger than a football. Then again, I've seen Chiweenies that are smaller than our bantam Cochins.

I will point out however that our JG at least are the kind and loving chickens who don't want to eat people. The roos let my 6 y/o and 3 y/o dress them in doll clothes and push them in strollers. Well, erm, require them to push them in strollers. As in the girls take the doll stuff outside, the roos come running over to get a ride.​