Somebody dumped a whole bunch of chickens in my yard and I was freaking out because they were mingling with my chickens without proper quarantine! I kept grabbing onto speckled hen asking her what to do and she kept telling me not to worry about it. It got weirder from there, but I don't recall all the details.
yep..you already have a pent house next door to Grit. But you need to get a better hold on your chickens! THe neighbors have been complaining...
Oh honey I have a surefire way to hush up cranky neighbors... Set up a target in the front yeard and pratice for next month's knife throwing competition! Juggle them for a few minutes, hit a dozen bullseyes, and go back in for a beer, works like a charm.
~Saddi, who lived in the ghetto when first married.