Reminds of the story of the old man coming out of church with two blackeyes. When asked how he got them he stated " the woman in the pew in front of me had her dress tangled in her panties so without thinking I pulled it out and she turned around and hit me". Well that explains one black eye, but the second? "Well, since she was so upset that I pulled her dress tail out, I decided I'd better put it back".
