It's time to cut the grass when..................

[herefordlovinglady]

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clever --

 

[Spookwriter]

Waiting on the rain to stop and the yard to dry. Gotta be wet clear
down to China after this rain.

Mow with the Kubota farm tractor, six foot mower. Easy to make big
tracks when the yard is wet.

 

[MeatKing]

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Did they leave the note on the front door?(Where they drop off the package.)

Just a guess, "Mailbox?

Around here there on the side of the road..

 

[Laurajean]

You know it's time to cut your grass when...

You look out your window one morning to find a National Geographic photographer in your yard, crouching in the tall grass...

You noticed even the dandelions stopped bothered to grow surrounded by such steep competition...

Your peeping tom neighbor no longer bothers with binoculars from across the street; he simply hides in your grass three feet from your window...

You see a group of bird watchers pitching a tent in your yard and setting up tripods at dawn...

One day you decide to finally cut the grass, but can no longer see where you left the lawnmower.

 

[Camelot Farms]

...you only know where your bee boxes are by the blood curdling screams of your children....

 

[alabamachick]

When you can hear the clucking/crowing...but cant see the chicken.

 

[Spookwriter]

Apparently my yard will be easier to mow this year.

I've got a new pond in the lower section I didn't use to have.
So as soon as the rain stops, I'm gonna beat a path and go fishing.

See if I've got any fish in my new pond...

 

[eenie114]

When your parents have to go to COURT because you live in the city limits and it got too tall. True story. Mom was nine months pregnant at the time, baby was going to show any day. Dad was busy, I was too young, we hired two teenagers to do it, they didn't do a good job.

My parents had to go to court 4 or 5 days after Mom had a baby.

 

[bgelber]

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[BrattishTaz]

When all the kids in the neighborhood decide your yard is perfect for their "zombie movie". There were about 7 teens including my 2 daughters.

The mover really was broken.