It's Tough Being the Only Drake in Town

[3bird]

It's hard being the only boy--you want all the girls attention, but then...well...there's all that attention and cluck-cluck-clucking!

 

[sourland]

What's a guy to do?

 

[3bird]

What's a guy to do?

Poor Angus.

 

[sourland]

So many girls and so little time.

 

[FunnyfarmMidwest]

It's hard being the only boy--you want all the girls attention, but then...well...there's all that attention and cluck-cluck-clucking!

Aww! Angus is a very handsome drake! Is he a silver appleyard?

 

[sourland]

Hope that Angus does not get performance anxiety.

 

[3bird]

Aww! Angus is a very handsome drake! Is he a silver appleyard?

He is a silver Appleyard, and thank you! We think he is very handsome as well.

 

[3bird]

Hope that Angus does not get performance anxiety.

He has a lot of pressure. Last spring he prolapsed his penis. We he finally was able to return to the flock, those girls were sure ready to welcome him! ;-)

 

[sourland]

He has a lot of pressure. Last spring he prolapsed his penis. We he finally was able to return to the flock, those girls were sure ready to welcome him! ;-)

That's enough to make a guy cautious.

 

[DukesDucks]

Wow he is a popular guy. He might want to remember that prolapsed penis episode, and be a little more discriminating with his favours. Now I have to go look up what the heck a prolapsed penis is, causes and cures.