I've got some for you :P

[Forrest_Flock]

I shall have to find
more of these

 

[thatoneguy]

Quote:

i am a guy and i still think that was hilarious

 

[the Pollo Loco]

okay someone just told me this one... why do women have shorter feet? So they can get closer to the sink.

 

[thatoneguy]

Quote:
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[magicpigeon]

MORE:

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.



Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can understand them.


How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.​