Jim and Edna

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by nccountrygirl, Dec 12, 2007.

  1. nccountrygirl

    nccountrygirl Songster

    Jul 31, 2007
    Sanford N.C.
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    > > Subject: Jim and Edna
    > >
    > >>
    > >>Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
    > > >they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Jim suddenly jumped into the
    > >>deep end.
    > >>He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly
    >>> jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
    > >>
    > >>When the hospital director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
    > >>immediately ordered that Edna be discharged from the hospital because
    > >>she now is considered to be mentally stable.
    > >>
    > >>The director went to Edna and said, "I have some good news and some bad
    > >>news.
    > >>The good news is that you're being discharged because you responded so
    > >>rationally to a crisis by jumping in the pool to save the life of
    > >>another patient. Your action displays soundness of the mind."
    > >>
    > >>"The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
    > >>bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you ! saved him. I am so
    > >>sorry, but he's dead."
    > >>
    > >>Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. When can
    > >>I go home.
     
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  3. CountryFresh

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