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They force me to spoil them. Sometimes I think it's all an act
I completely relate.

Ducks, "QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK!!!!!!!"

Interpretation: "Omg there is a scary predator, come quickly before we die! We NEED you!"

Obviously I rush outside barefoot and half dressed. "What's wrong? Where's the predator? I'm ready to fight it off barehanded my precious ducklings!"

The ducks start peeping (they are over 6 and 7 years old) and waddle over to their jar of mealworms. "You little liars!"
 

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