joke of the day

[hatchcrazzzy]

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area.
Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named
Buddy.

He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull."
Buddy didn't move.

Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull." Buddy didn't respond.


Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Jennie, pull." Nothing.

Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull." And the horse
easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the
farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.

The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he was the
only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"

 

[texaschickmama]

Good one. I wouldn't try either.

 

[Buckguy20]

Good one!

Did you hear that the Pillsbury Doughboy died?
The funeral is Tuesday at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

 

[okiechick57]

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[carugoman]

someone needs new material...Last time I heard these jokes...I fell off of my dinosaur!

 

[hatchcrazzzy]

sorry you dont like my jokes. if you dont like them please dont look at them. thank you and have a blessed day

 

[rooster-red]

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How rude!

 

[Nichole77]

I like the jokes. It's so hard to find jokes that are not vulgure and are funny. Keep em comming.

 

[theOEGBman]

That one actually made me Laugh Out Loud.

 

[Buckguy20]

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Well we can all hope it was a really tall dinosaur. LOL