joke of the day

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by hatchcrazzzy, Dec 19, 2007.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    10 reasons not to steal a tractor

    10. They have about 20 miles before they overheat, breakdown or run
    out of gas.

    9. Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out.

    8. It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools, grease rags
    , ropes, chains, syringes, buckets, boots and loose papers in the cab.

    7. It takes too long to start, and the smoke coming up through the
    rusted-out floorboard clouds your vision.

    6. The Border Collie on the toolbox looks mean.

    5. They're too easy to spot. The description might go something
    like this: The driver's side door is red, the passenger side door
    is green, the right front fender is yellow, etc.

    4. The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if you're
    being chased. You could use the mirrors if they weren't cracked and
    covered with duct tape.

    3. Top speed is approximately 25 Kph.

    2. Who wants to steal a TRACTOR that needs a year's worth of
    maintenance, u-joints, $3,000 in body work, tail-lights and windshield?

    1. It is hard to commit a crime with everyone waving at you
     
  2. Chickee's Mom

    Chickee's Mom Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I always look forwards to your joke of the day, this one is sooooo cute, and true and funny.
    Can I borrow it to send to some of my ' farmer ' friends??
    Keep em' comin!!
     
  3. lacyloo

    lacyloo Cooped Up

    May 26, 2007
    north florida
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  4. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    yes please use it
     
  5. paganfish

    paganfish Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 15, 2007
    Fleming, Colorado
    I, too, look forward to your jokes daily. I keep refreshing to see if a new one came up! (I know...I need to GET A LIFE!).

    Thanks for brightening my day-daily! Keep it up!

    Peace-

    Pedro

    PS This one was cute...I'm not a farmer and I got it! LOL!
     
  6. rooster-red

    rooster-red Here comes the Rooster

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    When I read this I turned to look at the pic of my 1947 Ford 2N.

    All I could say was...Yep. [​IMG]
     

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