10 reasons not to steal a tractor
10. They have about 20 miles before they overheat, breakdown or run
out of gas.
9. Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out.
8. It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools, grease rags
, ropes, chains, syringes, buckets, boots and loose papers in the cab.
7. It takes too long to start, and the smoke coming up through the
rusted-out floorboard clouds your vision.
6. The Border Collie on the toolbox looks mean.
5. They're too easy to spot. The description might go something
like this: The driver's side door is red, the passenger side door
is green, the right front fender is yellow, etc.
4. The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if you're
being chased. You could use the mirrors if they weren't cracked and
covered with duct tape.
3. Top speed is approximately 25 Kph.
2. Who wants to steal a TRACTOR that needs a year's worth of
maintenance, u-joints, $3,000 in body work, tail-lights and windshield?
1. It is hard to commit a crime with everyone waving at you
10. They have about 20 miles before they overheat, breakdown or run
out of gas.
9. Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out.
8. It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools, grease rags
, ropes, chains, syringes, buckets, boots and loose papers in the cab.
7. It takes too long to start, and the smoke coming up through the
rusted-out floorboard clouds your vision.
6. The Border Collie on the toolbox looks mean.
5. They're too easy to spot. The description might go something
like this: The driver's side door is red, the passenger side door
is green, the right front fender is yellow, etc.
4. The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if you're
being chased. You could use the mirrors if they weren't cracked and
covered with duct tape.
3. Top speed is approximately 25 Kph.
2. Who wants to steal a TRACTOR that needs a year's worth of
maintenance, u-joints, $3,000 in body work, tail-lights and windshield?
1. It is hard to commit a crime with everyone waving at you
