Genie: "What has brought you to awaken me from my long slumber?!"
Farmer: "I recently got divorced from my less-than-wonderful wife."
Genie: "DIVORCE? Because you're divorced, whatever you wish for, you wife
gets double."
Farmer: "You got to be kiddin' me! She already got everything!"
Genie: "Sorry, those are the rules."
Farmer: "Alright, if that's the way it's gonna be, for my first wish, I
would like $100 million."
Genie: "Your wish is my command! ...but your wife now has $200 million!"
Farmer: "That's fine. I can live with that. For my second wish, I want the
biggest mansion on Lake Champlain."
Genie: "Your wish is my command! ....but your wife now has 2 mansions on
Lake Champlain."
Farmer: "Mmmmmm....now for my THIRD wish! ...............
...Genie, for my third wish I would like you to beat me HALF to death!"
Farmer: "I recently got divorced from my less-than-wonderful wife."
Genie: "DIVORCE? Because you're divorced, whatever you wish for, you wife
gets double."
Farmer: "You got to be kiddin' me! She already got everything!"
Genie: "Sorry, those are the rules."
Farmer: "Alright, if that's the way it's gonna be, for my first wish, I
would like $100 million."
Genie: "Your wish is my command! ...but your wife now has $200 million!"
Farmer: "That's fine. I can live with that. For my second wish, I want the
biggest mansion on Lake Champlain."
Genie: "Your wish is my command! ....but your wife now has 2 mansions on
Lake Champlain."
Farmer: "Mmmmmm....now for my THIRD wish! ...............
...Genie, for my third wish I would like you to beat me HALF to death!"
