Jokes any you can think of!

A bunch of blondes were getting really annoyed with the stereo-type that "Blondes are dumb", So they hosted a convention to prove to the world that blondes are not dumb. The audience is stuffed full of blondes. The host of the event is on stage, and he asks a random blonde from the audience to come up. "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am now going to ask this blonde a simple question. If she answers correctly, this will prove that blondes are not dumb. Now, what is 3 x 5?"
The blonde thinks for a while, and finally says, "13."
"That is incorrect." Says the dissapointed host.
The audience starts to shout in unison; "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
"All right," Says the host, "What is 5 + 12?"
"Ummm.... 16." Answers the blonde.
"Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" The audience chorus's again.
"Ok, one more chance. What is 18 - 11?"
The blonde responds; "7."
"Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
 

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