Jokes I know

[Chickens are awsome]

Did you hear the one about the dog who ate a bunch of garlic?
His bark was worse than his bite.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

Q: What’s a dog’s favourite food?
A: Pawsta.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

Q: When you cross a sheepdog with a rose, what do you get?
A: A collie-flower

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

 

[Chickens are awsome]

How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

Knock! Knock!​

Q: Who’s there?
A: Control Freak.
Q: Con…
A: Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

 

[Chickens are awsome]

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?​

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.