Jokes I know

[Chickens are awsome]

I named my dog Stay, so I can say, ‘Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!’

 

[Chickens are awsome]

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

 

[Chickens are awsome]

Q: Why is it called a litter of puppies?
A: Because they’ll trash the place.

 

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I asked my dog what he’d actually do if he caught the Fed Ex person, and he admitted he hadn’t thought that part through yet.

 

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I refuse to take my dog on road trips anymore.
He can be such a bark seat driver.

 

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You don’t have to save so your dog can go to college and then find out after they graduate that they want to be an actor.

 

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Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? No pockets.

 

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Q: What do you call a dog that has been left outside in the cold for an extended period of time?
A: A chili-dog

 

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Did you hear the one about the dog who ate a bunch of garlic?
His bark was worse than his bite.