Jokes I know

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What is storytime called when you read to ducklings?

Ducktales.

 

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What’s a chick’s go-to soda?

Peepsi.

 

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What’s a duck’s favorite part of the news?

The feather forecast.

 

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What’s a duck’s favorite ballet?

The Nutquacker!

 

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What’s a duckling’s favorite game?

Beakaboo

 

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What has fangs and webbed feet?

Count Duckula!

 

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Why did the duck go to the chiropractor?

To get it’s back quacked.

 

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What time do ducks get up?

The quack of dawn.

 

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What do ducks use to fix things around their house?

Duck tape!

 

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Why did the duck get detention?

He couldn’t stop quackin’ jokes in class