Jokes I know

[Chickens are awsome]

What do goats say when they trick their parents?

“I was just kidding!”

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What video game are goats amazing at?

Mario Goat Cart!

 

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What did the employer tell the interviewee?

“You goat the job!”

 

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What’s a goat’s favorite cheese?

Goata.

 

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What do you call a goat that works in a donut shop?

A battering ram.

 

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How do you keep a fashionable goat from charging?

You cut up her credit cards.

 

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What is a napping baby goat called?

A kid-napper.

 

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What are a goat’s favorite song lyrics?

“I goat to get up to get down!”

 

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What did the kid say when he pranked his parents?

“Goatcha!”

 

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What does a goat say when he has to repeat himself?

“Here we goat again.”