Jokes I know

[Chickens are awsome]

Which artist do goats love the most?

Vincent Van Goat.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What can you look at if you want to see a goat’s family tree?

A goat of arms.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

Where did the goat go to get his hair trimmed?

The baaaa-ber

 

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What did the mama goat say to her kids?

“I need a nanny goat!”

 

[Chickens are awsome]

Which singer do goats always listen to?

Billy Ray Cyrus.

 

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What did the boy goat tell his friend when he saw a past crush?

“She’s the one that goat away.”

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What did the bald goat say when he looked in the mirror?

“I wish I had mohair!”

 

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Why were the kids mad at each other?

They goat into a fight.

 

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Why did the goat end up crashing into the wall?

She didn’t see the ewe turn.

 

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What is a goat dressed as a clown called?

A silly billy.