Jokes I know

[Chickens are awsome]

What do you use to count cows?

A cow-culator.

 

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What do you call a magic cow?

Moo-dini.

 

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What happened when the cow ran into the fence?

It was udderly destructed.

 

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What do cows put on french toast?

Mooooolasses.

 

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.

 

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What do you call a cow that can’t produce milk?

An udder failure.

 

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What did the cow say when the farmer pulled its tail?

How diary!

 

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What do you call a cow that blends in with its surroundings?

Cow-moo-flauged.

 

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What is a cow’s favorite magazine?

Moogue.

 

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When one cow said “Mooo!” to the other, what was the second cow’s reply?

“I was going to say that!”.