Jokes I know

[Chickens are awsome]

Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?

He wanted chocolate milk!

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What did the cow say to its therapist?

“I feel seen, but not herd.”

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What would happen if you tried talking to a cow?

Everything would just go in one ear and out the udder.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

Why did the artist love painting cows?

He said they were his moos.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What do you get when you cross a cow and a rooster?

Roost beef.

 

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What kind of lunch meat do cows like best?

A bull-ogna.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

Why do cows stay close together when it’s cold out?

To keep each udder warm!

 

[Chickens are awsome]

. Who’s in charge of the dairy operations?

The cow-ptain.

 

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Can you make money owning cows?

Yes, I’ve herd it’s really profitable.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What did the cow say when the bull broke up with her?

Without you, I’ll never be whole milk again!