Jokes that you made

[LoveNewChicks]

please no rude humor

some i made up
why did the hen cross the road
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i do not know? why don't you ask her



a papa yeti, and 2 baby yeti's are on a long car trip guess what the baby yeti's say
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are we there yeti?

any more?
that YOU made up?

 

[Fierlin1182]

Oh, this is great. I love making up jokes that nobody understands.

My favourite geeky thing to say is "That wasn't at all Riveting. It was so Boreeing."

Anybody who has flown into Sydney International will understand this.

 

[ChickenPeep]

Umm, this isn't really a joke, but it was funny!

My brother is a pretty unmannered kid.
One day, my dad was getting ready to cut some slices of cheese and asked: "where's the cheese cutter?"
I said: "He's upstairs".

 

[magicpigeon]

Oh nobody gets my humour

One of my better ones was "Just like Shawn" (imaginary person) as a replacement for That's What She Said.
I also give my chickens weird names - Fatman, Kiffypoo, and Dumbquat (Dandelion, Kiff and Aqua respectively)

 

[Fierlin1182]

Nobody will find this funny either...

"The wind is steady at 030/5, continue approach."
Me: The wind is steady?! At SYDNEY?! *runs around screaming* It's the beginning of a new era!

I honestly found that hilarious when I read it.

 

[magicpigeon]

ray's two cents :

Nobody will find this funny either...

"The wind is steady at 030/5, continue approach."
Me: The wind is steady?! At SYDNEY?! *runs around screaming* It's the beginning of a new era!

I honestly found that hilarious when I read it.

oh, I believe you..

 

[LoveNewChicks]

funny!