Jokes that you made

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by LoveNewChicks, Jan 1, 2012.

  1. LoveNewChicks

    LoveNewChicks Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I don't know,
    My Coop
    please no rude humor

    some i made up
    why did the hen cross the road
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    i do not know? why don't you ask her



    a papa yeti, and 2 baby yeti's are on a long car trip guess what the baby yeti's say
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    are we there yeti?

    any more?
    that YOU made up?
     
  2. Fierlin1182

    Fierlin1182 powered-flight

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    Oh, this is great. I love making up jokes that nobody understands. [​IMG]
    My favourite geeky thing to say is "That wasn't at all Riveting. It was so Boreeing."

    Anybody who has flown into Sydney International will understand this. [​IMG]
     
  3. ChickenPeep

    ChickenPeep Faith & Feathers

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    Umm, this isn't really a joke, but it was funny!

    My brother is a pretty unmannered kid.
    One day, my dad was getting ready to cut some slices of cheese and asked: "where's the cheese cutter?"
    I said: "He's upstairs".
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  4. magicpigeon

    magicpigeon Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oct 9, 2010
    Oh nobody gets my humour [​IMG]
    One of my better ones was "Just like Shawn" (imaginary person) as a replacement for That's What She Said.
    I also give my chickens weird names - Fatman, Kiffypoo, and Dumbquat (Dandelion, Kiff and Aqua respectively) [​IMG]
     
  5. Fierlin1182

    Fierlin1182 powered-flight

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    Nobody will find this funny either...

    "The wind is steady at 030/5, continue approach."
    Me: The wind is steady?! At SYDNEY?! *runs around screaming* It's the beginning of a new era!

    I honestly found that hilarious when I read it. [​IMG]
     
  6. magicpigeon

    magicpigeon Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oct 9, 2010
    ray's two cents :

    Nobody will find this funny either...

    "The wind is steady at 030/5, continue approach."
    Me: The wind is steady?! At SYDNEY?! *runs around screaming* It's the beginning of a new era!

    I honestly found that hilarious when I read it. [​IMG]

    oh, I believe you.. [​IMG]
     
  7. LoveNewChicks

    LoveNewChicks Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I don't know,
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    [​IMG]
    funny!
     

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