Jokes that you made

LoveNewChicks

Songster
8 Years
Oct 30, 2011
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I don't know,
My Coop
My Coop
please no rude humor

some i made up
why did the hen cross the road
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i do not know? why don't you ask her



a papa yeti, and 2 baby yeti's are on a long car trip guess what the baby yeti's say
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are we there yeti?

any more?
that YOU made up?
 

Fierlin1182

powered-flight
8 Years
Aug 26, 2011
17,155
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Oh, this is great. I love making up jokes that nobody understands.
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My favourite geeky thing to say is "That wasn't at all Riveting. It was so Boreeing."

Anybody who has flown into Sydney International will understand this.
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ChickenPeep

Faith & Feathers
9 Years
May 1, 2011
7,004
109
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Olathe, Kansas
Umm, this isn't really a joke, but it was funny!

My brother is a pretty unmannered kid.
One day, my dad was getting ready to cut some slices of cheese and asked: "where's the cheese cutter?"
I said: "He's upstairs".
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magicpigeon

Songster
9 Years
Oct 9, 2010
3,710
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Oh nobody gets my humour
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One of my better ones was "Just like Shawn" (imaginary person) as a replacement for That's What She Said.
I also give my chickens weird names - Fatman, Kiffypoo, and Dumbquat (Dandelion, Kiff and Aqua respectively)
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Fierlin1182

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8 Years
Aug 26, 2011
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Nobody will find this funny either...

"The wind is steady at 030/5, continue approach."
Me: The wind is steady?! At SYDNEY?! *runs around screaming* It's the beginning of a new era!

I honestly found that hilarious when I read it.
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magicpigeon

Songster
9 Years
Oct 9, 2010
3,710
12
191
ray's two cents :

Nobody will find this funny either...

"The wind is steady at 030/5, continue approach."
Me: The wind is steady?! At SYDNEY?! *runs around screaming* It's the beginning of a new era!

I honestly found that hilarious when I read it.
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oh, I believe you..
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