A chicken, duck, and quail were found dead on a swing set.
The police suspect fowl play
Baby bird: MOM! I HAVE TO USE THE RESTROOM
Mom bird; You have to wait till we find a parked car
What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken!
What day do chickens hate most?
Fry-day!
What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
How do chickens bake a cake?
From scratch.
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!
What did the sick chicken say?
"I have the people-pox!"
https://www.wideopenpets.com/20-chicken-jokes/
The police suspect fowl play
Baby bird: MOM! I HAVE TO USE THE RESTROOM
Mom bird; You have to wait till we find a parked car
What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken!
What day do chickens hate most?
Fry-day!
What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
How do chickens bake a cake?
From scratch.
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!
What did the sick chicken say?
"I have the people-pox!"
https://www.wideopenpets.com/20-chicken-jokes/
