-JOKES-

[oldrooster]

Why did the Blonde think her neighbor's chickens where cold? They told her they had a capon (cape on)....

 

[sunflour]

Why did the Blonde think her neighbor's chickens where cold? They told her they had a capon (cape on)....

Why did the Blonde think your chickens are cold?

Cause they have chicken skin…get it?

 

[collingwood]

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

 

[sunflour]

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Booooooo…try again.

 

[sunflour]

Why does a hen sit on an egg?

Cause the rooster won't do it.

 

[collingwood]

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was the chickens day off!

 

[collingwood]

A man walks into a restaurant and said I would like a burger but I would like it so over-cooked that it's burnt and black on the outside and raw in the middle and the sauce to be all chunky and gross and so much mustard that it all dripps down my shirt! and the man at the counter said I can't give you one like that! and the other man said well you did yesturday!

 

[sunflour]

A man walks into a restaurant and said I would like a burger but I would like it so over-cooked that it's burnt and black on the outside and raw in the middle and the sauce to be all chunky and gross and so much mustard that it all dripps down my shirt! and the man at the counter said I can't give you one like that! and the other man said well you did yesturday!

 

[sunflour]

What's rarer than Hen's Teeth?


Clean feet.

 

[sunflour]

Why Couldn't The Chicken Find Her Eggs?

Because She Mislaid Them.