What a great idea, Scott...now I just have to figure out how to make alpaca diapers! Once I get that figured out, you can send me a cria...or heck, I'll just pop down in the van and bring it home 

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Mickey, we really need to talk! I have a gelded male llama, and no female. When you do the math, that adds up to no crias. I've got lambs, sure, but they are of no relation.What a great idea, Scott...now I just have to figure out how to make alpaca diapers! Once I get that figured out, you can send me a cria...or heck, I'll just pop down in the van and bring it home![]()
No, it's gravity! Quick, get the pliers and PULL!!! (pull the eyebrows and the chin hairs will pull back in) Ask Dennis, HE says it really works!
Jeez, Scott...I figured you'd get you a breeding pair of alpacas so you could pop one out for me! No?? I'm not good at math anyway...even chicken math doesn't get me cuz Big Brother says I can only have 6Shhhh...don't tell him but I've been considering sneaking in a couple of meat birds. Only problem is that we'd have to figure out how to hide 'em cuz one neighbor is a curmudgeonly little brother of Big Brother. He about popped his top when we brought our girls home, and made sure to let us know that if he got one whiff of poo over the fence, he'd be right over to let us know! We can't even bribe him with eggs, cuz he don't eat 'em....couldn't bribe him with a nice broiler either cuz he won't eat anything but beef.
Hey...I've got a neighbor for sale...any takers???
Dennis, you've no IDEA how badly I want to sprawl!!! I'm scrounging around online pretty much every day looking for a little acreage away from it all. It's not feasible right now, but I'm still researching. We don't want to "farm"...we just want maybe 5 acres where we can grow what we want and have what critters we want and have our neighbors be 1/2 inch tall. I love it here but wouldn't be averse to moving anywhere if I could find a climate I could tolerate. I haven't been to much more than the central part of our country and know I couldn't stand the heat/humidity in the summer and cold/humidity in the winter. I spent about 30 years in central Canada and have more than had my fill of torrid summers and frigid winters.
The weather here is generally great...very low humidity (if it hits 40% once in a while, it feels muggy) and the winters are usually pretty mild, although it IS winter. Unfortunately, the summers are getting hotter by the year. Back in the mid 80's we had maybe 4 days in the whole summer that hit 100; it was generally in the upper 80's and you could almost set your watch by a 4 o'clock shower...it'd cloud over, rain like crazy for 10 minutes, the temp would drop and be gorgeous for the rest of the evening. We never even needed a/c but maybe 4 times a season! Nowadays 90's are the norm and we don't get our afternoon showers.
So, all I have to do is find a place where the summers are 75 to 80 degrees with a nice light breeze, the humidity stays below 40%, there is a definite change of seasons, but none are extreme, there's enough rain to grow things without having to water EVERYTHING and we can find a nice 5 acres where nobody will bother us. Easy, right?![]()
and the skys are not cloudy all day. yes, i truly hope that you can find that property of your dreams ( so as we can move in wit cha )Dennis, you've no IDEA how badly I want to sprawl!!! I'm scrounging around online pretty much every day looking for a little acreage away from it all. It's not feasible right now, but I'm still researching. We don't want to "farm"...we just want maybe 5 acres where we can grow what we want and have what critters we want and have our neighbors be 1/2 inch tall. I love it here but wouldn't be averse to moving anywhere if I could find a climate I could tolerate. I haven't been to much more than the central part of our country and know I couldn't stand the heat/humidity in the summer and cold/humidity in the winter. I spent about 30 years in central Canada and have more than had my fill of torrid summers and frigid winters.
The weather here is generally great...very low humidity (if it hits 40% once in a while, it feels muggy) and the winters are usually pretty mild, although it IS winter. Unfortunately, the summers are getting hotter by the year. Back in the mid 80's we had maybe 4 days in the whole summer that hit 100; it was generally in the upper 80's and you could almost set your watch by a 4 o'clock shower...it'd cloud over, rain like crazy for 10 minutes, the temp would drop and be gorgeous for the rest of the evening. We never even needed a/c but maybe 4 times a season! Nowadays 90's are the norm and we don't get our afternoon showers.
So, all I have to do is find a place where the summers are 75 to 80 degrees with a nice light breeze, the humidity stays below 40%, there is a definite change of seasons, but none are extreme, there's enough rain to grow things without having to water EVERYTHING and we can find a nice 5 acres where nobody will bother us. Easy, right?![]()