Just J party. GAME OVER

[Sapphire Sebright]

I finally caught up but I still haven’t figured out what my role in the kingdom is yet or which kingdom I am a part of...

Maybe I’ll just take my animals and go find a nice field or meadow or something and steal some horses (are horses a thing yet?) and live peacefully in my own area outside kingdom boundaries.

Maybe I’ll steal some dogs too.

Anyone who wants to join me is welcome.

Come to the guts side. I'll give your dogs as many guts as they want.
Or... y'know... we could "practice" with scalpels, should you refuse my offer... you bring your own... the dogs'll get some guts either way....
Okay, wow, that was violent.

 

[The Moonshiner]

Not for long.

Soon I'll have everyone on my side

Saffy is gonna have your nutter army wiped out before you get the bows on all the faker dogs.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Nooooo join mee you know you're a nutter at heart!!

True!! But I’m not an island person!!! I hate beaches and salt water. I much prefer mountains and lakes/ponds and streams, meadows, forests, etc. if anybody’s kingdom can provide me with that, I will move there!!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Saffy is gonna have your nutter army wiped out before you get the bows on all the faker dogs.

More guts for me.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

True!! But I’m not an island person!!! I hate beaches and salt water. I much prefer mountains and lakes/ponds and streams, meadows, forests, etc. if anybody’s kingdom can provide me with that, I will move there!!

I can give you a nice little mossy grove. It's got a cute little pond, too, and beautiful trees.
And remember -- refusal = scalpels.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Come to the guts side. I'll give your dogs as many guts as they want.
Or... y'know... we could "practice" with scalpels, should you refuse my offer... you bring your own... the dogs'll get some guts either way....
Okay, wow, that was violent.

Oh gosh!!! You almost had me at giving the dogs guts cause, ya know, raw feeding’s expensive AF and free guts!? but then ya went and scared me soooo.... uhhhh.... no thanks ??? *runs for the hills!!!*

 

[EverythingDucks]

No, no, no! We have to offer the nutters quail chicks and puppy clothes. That way they join us.

Apparently that's against @The Moonshiner 's rules

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Oh gosh!!! You almost had me at giving the dogs guts cause, ya know, raw feeding’s expensive AF and free guts!? but then ya went and scared me soooo.... uhhhh.... no thanks ??? *runs for the hills!!!*

AFTER HER! DON'T LET HER GET AWAY!

 

[ShrekDawg]

I can give you a nice little mossy grove. It's got a cute little pond, too, and beautiful trees.
And remember -- refusal = scalpels.

That sounds really nice and pretty and amazing

Buuuuuuttttt....

Sorry, I refuse to be threatened into compliance.

 

[ShrekDawg]

AFTER HER! DON'T LET HER GET AWAY!

Ahhh!! Nooo!! Save me! Does anybody have a horse!? Keeks!? Mroo!? Overo!? HELP!!!