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KDOGG331 said:
How do you get a** from ice!?!?! 🤔
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The first time my in-laws (thick texan accent) met my parents (australian accent), I had invited everyone to a BBQ/pool party.
So, my MIL has large tear ducts or something, and she can blow bubble out of her eyes underwater. We're all hanging out in the pool and naturally, my father in law says "Amy, show them how you can blow bubbles out your eyes!" Except his accent made it sound like "out your ahhs," which to an australian sounds a lot like "ass."
"Amy, show them how you can blow bubbles out your ass!"
So that's how my parents thought I was marrying into some real country bumpkin folks who fart in people's pools as a party trick.
And on another level, they're all very conservative and would never swear like that, especially in front of new in-laws. Everyone was incredibly flustered. We had a great laugh. 😂
 
Sapphire Sebright said:
Sure thing.
Might give you some lip, though -- it's a sassy thing, especially to newbies.
But not to Tessie. Never to Tessie. It knows better than that.
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OMG 😂🤣 wait... it’s a sentient couch now!? :eek: then I feel bad sitting on it!! Also... I’m not a newbie! At least I don’t think!! I’ve borrowed it before haven’t I!? Maybe before it became sentient.
 
KDOGG331 said:
OMG 😂🤣 wait... it’s a sentient couch now!? :eek: then I feel bad sitting on it!! Also... I’m not a newbie! At least I don’t think!! I’ve borrowed it before haven’t I!? Maybe before it became sentient.
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Don't be sorry. It's a nasty little thing. It gets mouthy if it goes too long without use. It knows that Batty is no longer it's mistress, and gets cocky.
Go ahead -- give it a good whumph. Flop away.
 
Tesumph said:
The first time my in-laws (thick texan accent) met my parents (australian accent), I had invited everyone to a BBQ/pool party.
So, my MIL has large tear ducts or something, and she can blow bubble out of her eyes underwater. We're all hanging out in the pool and naturally, my father in law says "Amy, show them how you can blow bubbles out your eyes!" Except his accent made it sound like "out your ahhs," which to an australian sounds a lot like "ass."
"Amy, show them how you can blow bubbles out your ass!"
So that's how my parents thought I was marrying into some real country bumpkin folks who fart in people's pools as a party trick.
And on another level, they're all very conservative and would never swear like that, especially in front of new in-laws. Everyone was incredibly flustered. We had a great laugh. 😂
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We have a family friend from the heart of Joe-jah ... which most people write as "Georgia." Her kids & I grew up together and we saw a lot of them. I would get very confused when my Dad would go out of his way to get her talking about work, We thought he was just getting her to talk because he loved the genteel southern accent.

We were SO wrong! Years later, he 'fessed up that he just loved hearing her talk about going to meetings at work. She constantly complained about how many meetings went on every day. She attended so many meetings that she rarely got any other work done. Every time she would mention a meeting, my father would clutch his heart, fake a swoon and tell her he was in love. We were puzzled, especially when it obviously upset my mom that he was doing it.

Then we figured it out. When Charlene said "meetings," it came out as "matings." My father's offbeat sense of humor just took that and ran with it. Mom was upset, not because he was "in love" with her best friend, but that the unsuspecting victim might figure out what was going on and get her feelings hurt!
 
MROO said:
We have a family friend from the heart of Joe-jah ... which most people write as "Georgia." Her kids & I grew up together and we saw a lot of them. I would get very confused when my Dad would go out of his way to get her talking about work, We thought he was just getting her to talk because he loved the genteel southern accent.

We were SO wrong! Years later, he 'fessed up that he just loved hearing her talk about going to meetings at work. She constantly complained about how many meetings went on every day. She attended so many meetings that she rarely got any other work done. Every time she would mention a meeting, my father would clutch his heart, fake a swoon and tell her he was in love. We were puzzled, especially when it obviously upset my mom that he was doing it.

Then we figured it out. When Charlene said "meetings," it came out as "matings." My father's offbeat sense of humor just took that and ran with it. Mom was upset, not because he was "in love" with her best friend, but that the unsuspecting victim might figure out what was going on and get her feelings hurt!
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OH. MY. GOSH. That is hilarious!!! :lau :gig :lau
 
Okay crew - looks like I picked the wrong night to do "life stuff." I missed all the fun. I've caught up now, just in time to sign off for bed. The story of my life, these days! I'll catch up again, tomorrow, I guess.

Oh - and for my two cents ... Mare's hair shows a bit of "leftover red-head" for sure ... but that doesn't really count, anymore. Now, if she were to freshen it up a bit?

(and Mare - your hair is gorgeous ... in ANY color!)
 
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