LOL. I have a linoleum floor covered with pine shavings. When I clean, I scrape out the dirty pine shavings and wash down the floor, scrape the roosts. Put down Stalldry(PDZ?) and cover with clean shavings. Decorate everything with DE and add dried herbs ( the hens love it). Once a year I clear everything out an spray down with Oxine. The coop sits above a sand run and I sift out the poop and feathers and old food. Then I put a layer of new sand down. They free range in the yard and I have a dust bath for them. I put fresh sand, peat, and dirt in there when it needs it. As for fresh water, I use a fountain waterer. I tried the nipple. but they kept leaking and I would end up filling the stupid thing all the time. I ran a water line to the chicken yard and have a faucet there handy, so I can clean the waterer and add fresh water right there.