Kids can be so gross! Are yours?

[chickintexas]

We may be country but we're not 'Deliverance' country. But sometimes my kids behave as if they were raised in the backwoods! I was cleaning their bathroom yesterday and the filth was appalling! A booger on the wall???? Why??

And don't get me started on the boys (9 and 5) that still have a terrible aim! My 3 y/o daughter has better bathroom manners than the boys. Then there is the passing gas at the kitchen table.

My husband and I were brought up very strictly and some of the stunts our threesome pull would have never crossed our minds unless we had a death wish.

Does anyone else have kids like this or are we somehow the odd group out? I know one day we will look back on their nastiness and laugh....while letting their new girlfriends/boyfriend know!

 

[seismic wonder2]

Sounds likr you need a bigger beat'n stick..

 

[Elite Silkies]

My kids are ruthless. But, they do know better than burp or pass gas at my kitchen table. I have one that loves to pick BOOGERS

One day he other twin was screaming for me, so I ran to see what was wrong as they were eating their snacks. Well, the BOOGER picker, picked her nose and then stuck her hands back into the sandwich meat to get another piece.

Can you imagine how many BOOGERS we have ate and didn't know it.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

Option: vasectomy!

 

[SarahFair]

My SO can go in the category
This morning in the shower guess what I almost rubbed my arm on?! A nice thick long glob of snot.
AHHH! I ALMOST TOUCHED IT!!!

Guess whos going to be cleaning the shower when they get home!

 

[Elite Silkies]

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I will throw up over Boogers and snot.

 

[geojane42]

we recently moved rooms around and ended up taking over our 14 year old's room. I think I got most of the boogers off the walls but there's still one on the ceiling that I really need to take care of. Don't even get me started on the bathroom. I have a sign on the toilet seat in 'my' bathroom that says "YOU ARE NOT A SNIPER... PLEASE AIM CAREFULLY BEFORE DISCHARGING YOUR WEAPON!!!"

And what is the deal with things becoming invisible as soon as they are finished using them... ie: a jar of peanut butter. They can find them in the cupboard but as soon as they are finished with it, they can no longer see it sitting on the counter.... ditto for the knife and the crumbs.

My 16 year old lives knee deep in dishes, empty chip bags, etc. etc.

I keep threatening to move out into the tent trailer or maybe the chicken coop.

Boys are so gross.

 

[geojane42]

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Gross.. but could have been worse. Sharing a shower with teenage boys is scary.

 

[key west chick]

Dont even get me started.....

 

[chickintexas]

LMAO!!! I've got the gag reflex tickling the back of my throat! Ewww!
I'm not looking forward to them becoming teenagers.