Kids can be so gross! Are yours?

[EweSheep]

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When my DD was younger, she did that too on her bedroom wall, shower walls....whats up with THAT??!!! I told her nice little girls DONT do that! She replied, well, I am not a nice girl and I am one of the boys!

 

[PineappleMama]

Ohhh that reminds me... my Aunt used to sit for her BIL's boys yes? Younger one and her always butted heads. She kept wondering how in the nine hells her bathroom was THAT bad... I mean, hubby and her two boys, and then their two cousins, and friends... but DANG... seriously?!

And then one day she walked in on that youngest one.... maybe age 6 or so then? And he's standing there in front of the john, seat up like a gentleman, with his hands on his hips doing a hip rolling dance and have a grand ol' time CIRCLING the toilet.

Amazing how after a little chat her bathroom wasn't smelly anymore.

 

[EweSheep]

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I am sure I dont have any sons LOL!

 

[urban dreamer]

...................This thread is the best birth control ever. Thank you.

 

[PineappleMama]

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ROFLMBO! I don't think I want to know either.....

*snort*

DS is hitting that "but WHY do I have to shower" phase... HELLO... and the Deo for the BO... never remembers. Eww. He's not too bad on the gas thing... that would be my Uncle... that man... *shudder* I do not know WHAT he is eating but I swear he ALWAYS has the nastiest toots, and he just revels in them... there are no words to describe them. Yet he apologizes if he lets out a big burp?! Go figure.[/color]

 

[chickaddict]

I had a 7 year old once insist that he shouldn't have to take baths or showers because soap burns him.
2 weeks into summer vacation I discovered his 9 year old brother was intentionally trying to make it through the whole of summer vacation on 1 (yes I said 1) pair of underwear. From that day on when he entered the tub I would put the underwear directly into the washing machine to ensure the "game" couldn't be restarted.

 

[mom'sfolly]

EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Maybe that explains the 12 year old only using half or fewer undies than the rest of the family. It's pretty sad when you have to ask a great honking guy if he put on clean undies this morning.

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And yes, AXE is a twelve-year-old's shower.....

The other kid has a broken arm. We are all hoping that tomorrow when he gets the short cast on, the doctor will have him thoroughly wash that hand. I'm pretty sure skin isn't supposed to be grayish brown. Wipes just aren't doing the trick.

 

[geebs]

Nothing like rolling through town with a bunch of 4her (girls with horses) and in my van there is these smears on the back windows... Later it is revealed to my horror that that is Butt cheek prints.... All 4 of the girls were "mooning" ppl... Yep... girls!!!! The one famous for it still carries the name "mooner"... and then there is "crupper sniffer", "Crash" and "Devil child"... That is the names they EARNED.

Now they are all over 18 and hitting the adult shops... but I have to keep this a clean forum... so..... I will just tell you that I intercepted a gift to one of the little brothers of the group.... (mac a weenies and cheese... ) AAAACKKKK!!!! The box of this nutritious macaroni and cheese product went through the FFA building before it got intercepted... I swear... Devil Child will never grow up...

 

[justbugged]

I am so happy that my kids are old enough that I could make them go away, and take care of themselves without my help. They are now only allowed to visit when I need them to.

 

[PineappleMama]

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I have a sneaking suspicion I'm going to regret this but... what's a crupper?