Kids can be so gross! Are yours?

[Break an Egg]

This thread makes me feel so much better. I have an 10 yr old SD that never washes her hands, and she also has a bad habit of digging in her butt. I have caught a wiff of her hands before when she pointed at something on the computer monitor and

I have a very good sense of smell, unfortunately, and I told her she is never allowed touch me again. The worst part about it is after I yelled at her for grossing me out she didn't immediatley go and wash her hands.

I swear sometimes if I could make her live outside I would.

 

[pfenning_pfarm]

Don't feel bad...my darling 8 year old son hocked a loogie on the ceiling of our bathroom this past week. Grounded...1 full week to his room...where there is no tv. My mom would have slapped our heinies! I think it is a nasty little boy thing. I am pretty sure that little girls don't do that sort of stuff.

 

[skeeter03]

my son used to pee everywhere - caught him peeing in the heating vent in his room once
youngest dd - we have holes cut in our floors covered with heat vents for the heat from the woodstove to get upstairs and you guessed it she peed in it one night when she was half asleep.
But the biggest pet peeve in the disgusting thing for me is waking up in the middle of the night to pee - you know your still half asleep- and as you go to sit on the toilet you step in a very puddle of pee! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
My kids dare not fart or burp at my table and at least two times a week they are sent in thier rooms to clean it up
and what is up with the man/boy sleep smell - ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!! something all wrong with that.

 

[suzyq53511]

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My oldest did this and my youngest has started i hope it is only once!

 

[happydog]

This thread is hilarious. I was thanking my lucky stars my kids (grown now) were never THAT bad. Then I remembered a couple of times...

My 18 month old daughter once occupied herself in an empty diner by walking around to all the tables and pulling off the old gum stuck under the tables (eye level for her) and EATING IT. She screamed bloody murder too, when I dug it all out of her mouth. She thought she had found kiddie nirvana with all that lovely gum.

When she was four she came home from preschool one day and said they had pizza for lunch. She then says "I saved one for you, Mama" and to my horror, she proceeds to pull a slice of pizza OUT OF HER UNDERWEAR where presumably she's been sitting on it since lunch! A few times she also brought home biscuits in her underwear.

My second daughter used to eat pillbugs or sowbugs. The ones that roll up into a ball. I would find them when I changed her diapers. Along with chewed up crayon remains, and once a rubber band. On the plus side, she never balked at eating vegetables.

My little sister found a dead cat once and put it in her underwear drawer. My mom nearly had a heart attack when she opened the drawer. My sister was hoping it would wake up.

 

[EweSheep]

I do enjoy this thread! Sometimes on my downer days, I had to go back and read this thread.

My daughter LOVES to sneak on me....like this morning, she would take off her diaper, throw them under her bed and get a new fresh diapers out of our bedroom to put them on so she can show me that she stayed dried all night. Well, I caught her changing to a fresh diaper and I told her she has to go and take a shower because I caught her. When she went to take her shower, I had to find that diaper she wore last night, and searched underneath the bed......lo and behold, several pee stinking diapers! Oh I was mad! Obviously she went to school smelling like pee I am sure! Disgusting!

Also my hubby like to flick his boogers on the wall, next to his chair. Oh I was livid! I embarassed him right then and there! And he still does it!!!!!!

Oh yeah, tell me about the aim crapshoots in the toliet! It took me a while to figure it out, thought the toliet had a bad seal or need seal replaced. Well hubby is the only male in the family and goodness, he sure does not aim good! Thank God there are NO carpet in the bathroom! We used to have one when we moved in this house and I promptly told hubby the carpet comes OFF. Oh the mold and pee, UGH!

DD loves to wipe her fingers on the wall or on the handtowel in the bathroom after she wipes her butt!

I am certainly going to repeat those stories when she has her friends over or her fiancee!

 

[PineappleMama]

I've caught DD with her fingers in her mouth... figure that's what I get for naming after my nail-biting uncle...

But the feet in the mouth.

And that wasn't a typo... DD, as in cute little girl...

 

[redhen]

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I'd beat the living SNOT out of that man... so then he wouldnt have any boogers to flick on your wall...
He'd be flicking boogers in his hospital room....

 

[chickaddict]

I have one dh and 3 sons that will not pass gas until they are standing next to someone.

 

[chickensducks&agoose]

when my son was 3, I had a 18 month old and a new baby... we had a jacuzzi tub in the bathroom, with a big round intake on the side... the bathroom smelled like pee, and then one day i caught DS peeing in the tub... standing next to it, just sort of dangling over the edge, peeing straight into the jaccuzzi intake... GROSS.