Kids can be so gross! Are yours?

[geebs]

My girlfriend's nearly two year old son came in my house after playing in the yard and he had very puffy cheeks so I squeezed them to see what was in his mouth and a slug popped out. Same boy caught peeing down my heat registers... aaaaccckkkk

 

[Chickfever]

I could tell many stories but none could compare to most of these. One of mine has eaten deer poop, another ate rabbit poop. I've found assorted bugs and critters in pockets, in drawers, and under beds. When one was 2, she picked up a toilet brush and brushed her teeth with it. DH saw her and flipped out. It was brand new, had just been taken out of the wrapper. He thought it was the old one.

 

[geebs]

Also when my son was around 4 or so we were at the supermarket shopping with his baby sister in the cart I was pushing....... and as usual he was being overly helpful running to and fro after this and that gabbering at me......... and only when there is a wealth of handsome fellas at the meat counter would my son pull this:

... He comes running up to me... "mommy mommy" .... you need these!!! I try to ignore him and tell him to go put the item back... "No mamma... you nnnneeeeeedd these!!" he insists..... Again I tell him no honey go put that away trying not to draw anyones attention to the Kotex he is holding!!! and he screams "BUT THEY ARE MAMA DIAPERS AND YOU NEED THEM!!!"

I think that about explains it.

 

[Dingleberry]

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my sign on the back of the toiled reads. my aim is to keep the bathroom clean, your aim would help

 

[geebs]

Sometimes I wonder how she will ever get a mate

Damummas Take heart it looks like there is a lot of possibilities on this site... I say we should have culled early... ha ha

CarrieC

my sign on the back of the toiled reads. my aim is to keep the bathroom clean, your aim would help

Mine reads: If you sprinkle when you tinkle, Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!​

 

[georgialee]

I'm soooo not looking forward to this. My boys are 2 and 4 right now... they're pretty gross right now (aim, boogers, etc.) but I know even worse is to come.

 

[geebs]

We need a whole nuther thread for stupid stuff boys do (Hijacking attempt)

.... Like mindlessly cutting up the furniture.. Climbing on the roof of the truck and denting it... Throwing rocks into the "holes" in the wheels... (and getting them stuck in the brakes).... that makes for one sweet noise.... AAAACCCKKK but he learned to aim... I think we can use that somewhere!!!

Or as 13 year olds putting sacks on their heads while entering the bank during a chuch food drive... (boy my kids are dumb)

this is just the tip of the iceberg... I am really treading lightly on the "thread jacking" here!!!

Okay back on topic.

I have a van that I use to pick up youth for church/activities etc.... and my youngest daughter has the weakest stomache in the world so when one student wiped a booger on her.... She threw up....(ya in the van) and then that grossed out another student who quickly followed suit... Mind you I am driving down the freeway and can't stop on the side... and before it was over all 5 of the students had thrown up in the van and I was almost the sixth...No doubt the activitie for the day was cleaning the van... and I made the first student do the bulk of it for starting it...

Okay... hijacking thwarted.

 

[acid_chipmunk]

My son is almost 10 and my daughter is almost 6 and I can totally relate.

My son apparently can't be bothered with wiping correctly, so there are ALWAYS skid marks in his underwear. I REFUSE to wash them anymore. He can hand wash them, and he does. Also, apparently he can not be bothered to throw up in the toilet when he is STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO IT!!! I don't really have a problem with the showering, though my daughter like to use all the hot water while she is in there singing.

The thing I don't get is why they have to sneak food and eat in their closet!!! Why?!?!?! Also, I SWEAR more food ends up on the floor than in their mouths!!

 

[seismic wonder2]

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Oh the Joys of a chain reaction Ralf Fest....Try it in an elevator for real fun.

 

[GoodKids]

Not really disgusting, but a little disturbing anyway:

One summer when my son was a toddler, he had been given powdered donuts for the ride home (thanks to my dad!). When I was helping him get out at home, he dropped one on the floor of the car. He didn't see it and I didn't want the tears over it, so I flipped it behind me into the grass by the house. I figured he'd never find it. Needless to say, a few days later he found it and promptly took a bite! Yuck! I must say, they do preserve fairly well outside