Kids Say the Darndest Things!

[mudhen]

These are all too funny!
Gotta add one more:
My sister and I took my then 4 year old nephew to Toys R Us. He's in the cart and she and I are talking, as usual, when suddenly he shouts, "Wait! Back up!"
We roll the cart back a few feet and he reaches out to a rack, pulling off some Batman figure, saying, quite seriously, "I've been looking for one of these for years!"

 

[eggzettera]

One christmas my mother, daughter & I went to buy pastries for a family dinner. My mother recommended a particular place that had great products but the decor left something to be desired & was off the beaten track. Well that's the gist of what she said not a quote, I'm sure whe wished she had chosen her words more carefully.....

When we got there in a big loud voice my daughter asked "Where's the hole in the wall?" Fortunately there was one framed out to pass bread and the like from the kitchen to the counter so I said "Right there honey" and pointed but that was after alot of laughter.....

 

[wegotchickens]

When my oldest was 3 years old she sat with my brother and Daddy, telling them about how her little sister had weasle eyes. She was so serious and certain, even when questioned, that they tried very hard not to laugh at her.

Later we realized that she'd heard us saying that C has hazel eyes.
We've had a lot of good laughs at that memory!

 

[SuperChicken007]

I remember once................ When i was little (my parents told me this) i needed an afternoon nap, so i took one. I must have been around 3 or 4 at the time. I slept until late afternoon, got up, marched into the living room where they were talking, and announced 'slept all night!'

 

[dixiechick]

I grew up in a small coastal town in Florida, where is was very common for us to have freshly caught seafood every night of the week.....

...so one night, we were eating dinner when a someone walked up to our screened door, where I said (as a child),"Don't just stand there, come on in...we have CRABS!"

 

[MoonbeamQueen]

When my daughter was little (from age 1 to 5) she and I lived with my parents while I was going to college. For one week out of each month she'd go visit my ex-husband and his family (he's one of 6 kids). One day at home with us she heard my dad pass a little gas and said, "Papa! I heard a barking spider!" Well, my mom, dad, and I all split a gut laughing as it was not an expression she'd learned at our house. Not too long after that she came home from a visit at her dad's. It was around the holidays so she'd spent time with his VERY large and extended family including lots of uncles and male cousins and her other grandfather. Of course we asked her, "So, Kaitlynn, did you have a good time?" Her exasperated reply? "Yes. But there were barking spiders EVERYWHERE!!"